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[floambones]

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

[radpeacharbiter]

exCUSE ME.  DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??

Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.

You are the dancing queen.

[kyraneko]

Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.

Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.

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[just-shower-thoughts]

There are two kinds of people. Those who think, “I don’t want anyone to suffer like I did.” And those who think, “I suffered; why shouldn’t they?”

[lazyyogi]

This is an important distinction.

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[gyeomdrop]

this is so fucking funny

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[dil-howlters-uncreative-username]

WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND

[pennman9000]

So for all you feminists out their who think that all men should die, remember, you are not a feminist.

[basilsilos]

reblogging for the last comment

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[destinyrush]

We should stop buying iPhones and eating avocado toasts so we can buy diamonds, houses and eat at BWW and Applebee’s 

[theblackmillennial]

Their food ain’t even that great. Why get subpar, fast food when I can get something healthier, tastier, and/or more financially reasonable?

[criminaljustish]

Why am I gonna go to BDubs for overpriced low quality food when I can freeze a ton of chicken to ration out over months, throw together some veggies, and mix my own spices for like a third of the cost?

[buffythevampiregayer]

Plus even if I’m going to spend money on going out I’m not going to spend $12.99 on what’s basically a box mix, I’m going to try to go to a local business that serves good food, often with way lower in sodium and fats, instead of a major corporation serving mediocre food

[parlezvousladybug]

I just…these articles keep getting stupider. I’m not even a millennial and I’m fucking sick of them. PAY PEOPLE A LIVING WAGE. OH AND HOW ABOUT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE AND MAYBE AFFORDABLE QUALITY EDUCATION. MAYBE THEN PEOPLE WILL BUY YOUR SHITTY FUCKING FOOD.

VIVA LA FUCKING AVOCADO TOAST.

[imploder]

Maybe it’s because Applebee’s is fucking shit.

[siderealsandman]

Applebees: Can it be that our food just isn’t good?

Applebees: No, it’s the millennials that are wrong

[elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey]

maybe i wanna eat my wings in front of netflix instead of 500 screens each playing a different sport at the same time

[pharmedup]

That last comment made me slam the reblog button

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[xgirlrae]

Ppl really think they know me…. that’s adorable

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[dankmemeuniversity]

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[dajo42]

were a lot more stars visible to the dinosaurs because there was no light pollution? did they like the stars? did they know what they were or did they not care because they were busy being dinosaurs

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[visavee]

The Godfather (1972)

[aichu-chu-chu]

Y’all need to watch Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse, it’s a trip.

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[fartgallery]

*puts a normal sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots so they have adult supervision*

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[gaymermell]

do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death

[girlwholovesturtles]

This is uncomfortably accurate

[duskyhuedladysatan]

i feel so called out rn